im like 60% sadness and 40% bad jokes

(Source: vvorldwideweb, via siarn)

Wouldn’t it be so fun to just run away with someone for a while. Get high, lay in the grass and just not give a fuck for even a little while.

orangemuses:

THE DREAM

(Source: longhairdontcare101100, via orgasmic-humor)

(Source: youfeeduslies, via heyfunniest)

pryopenmywearyeyes:

Well guys, I just found the best pick up line, ever.

(Source: hathawayys, via hardcoretaco)

Getting a bad grade in your best subject

fuckyeahlaughters:

(Source: mister-comedy)

As soon as your friends are in relationships it’s like you’re always an annoyance.

oakamatic:

drewbarrymoreslisp:

mistaking someone’s kindness for flirting

mistaking someone’s flirting for kindness

(Source: canadianslut, via legit-humour)

(Source: egberts, via legit-humour)

(Source: series-and-movie-quotes, via legit-humour)

Life promises everything but delivers you nothing but pain and misery. 

(Source: urserlicious, via fuckyeahloldemort)

“guess what”

“what”

“no you have to guess”

(Source: schlgrl, via legit-humour)

(Source: riddleharry, via legit-humour)

(Source: bonushumor, via heyfunniest)