and shit...

meladoodle:

sext: why aren’t you responding to me haha

(Source: meladoodle, via fuckyeahloldemort)

heisenbabe:

i want to sleep for 2 years and wake up with a degree, an apartment and money in the bank.

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

slaughteroftheweeaboos:

ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children

(Source: buriaq, via mitch-on)

(Source: toppingfromthebottomx, via heyfunniest)

(Source: memewhore)

unclefather:

dekutree:

the only nude i wanna see from u is ur nude teeth shining through your lips as you smile a great, big smile from a beautiful day filled with happiness <3

yea well i wanna see a tity 

(via legit-humour)

sniffing:

I know drugs are bad and that they ruin families but so does monopoly and that’s still legal

(via orgasmic-humor)

mormondad:

real life high school advice:

  • dont slack 
  • be friends with everyone 
  • kiss ass like there is no tomorrow

(via haha-l-m-a-o)

gnagster:

i put the :// in http://

(via yourchesthair)

eggzakery:

my kink is bein friendly and havin a good time

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

(Source: femburton, via lianastribbling)

vagiants:

Me: *before I take my first bite*

Mom: is it good?

(Source: keyote, via orgasmic-humor)

Me: I cleaned all the dishes
Mom: aren't you going to put them away too?
Me: you have to upgrade from the trial version to the full version.
can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

pastperspectives:

guys… it’s a palm tree.

NO

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

pastperspectives:

guys… it’s a palm tree.

NO

(Source: thesacredword, via kingsleyyy)

tonystarks:

escalators are better than elevators because when escalators break they turn into stairs but when elevators break they turn into vertical coffins

(via orgasmic-humor)

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