and shit...

(Source: beysoldweave, via thatfunnyblog)

croutoncat:

you think im makeup

without any pretty on

(via nuggerpls)

Status: Rain! :)
Older person on Facebook: Us too, so badly needed as well. Tell your mom I said hi. How is the family? Tell everyone hi from us. We miss you all so much. Wish we could be there. You're a beautiful young woman.

h0odrich:

mom: where are you going its almost midnight

me: out

image

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meladoodle:

sext: why aren’t you responding to me haha

(Source: meladoodle, via fuckyeahloldemort)

heisenbabe:

i want to sleep for 2 years and wake up with a degree, an apartment and money in the bank.

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

slaughteroftheweeaboos:

ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children

(Source: buriaq, via mitch-on)

(Source: toppingfromthebottomx, via heyfunniest)

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unclefather:

dekutree:

the only nude i wanna see from u is ur nude teeth shining through your lips as you smile a great, big smile from a beautiful day filled with happiness <3

yea well i wanna see a tity 

(Source: dekutrickortreat, via legit-humour)

sniffing:

I know drugs are bad and that they ruin families but so does monopoly and that’s still legal

(via orgasmic-humor)

mormondad:

real life high school advice:

  • dont slack 
  • be friends with everyone 
  • kiss ass like there is no tomorrow

(via haha-l-m-a-o)

gnagster:

i put the :// in http://

(via yourchesthair)

eggzakery:

my kink is bein friendly and havin a good time

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

(Source: femburton, via lianastribbling)

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