and shit...

golgibodies:

texting someone new is always weird.

like how do they feel about all lowercase letters? do they think it looks dumb? do i have to use super proper grammar and punctuation? will they know im being sarcastic when i start abbreviating words? are they a haha or lol person? are they a strict no acronyms kind of person? how do they feel about pet names? what’s their stance on emojis? 

it’s terrifying 

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fedswatching:

harmoniaz:

fledge:

dogs arent that great

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(via orgasmic-humor)

svvords:

is it too much to ask to get 100 dollars from every rich person in the world

(Source: wasiangod, via charmandaa)

15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance
theawkwardgamer:

Nevermind ( Breaking Bad ) Art Print by Green’n’Black

theawkwardgamer:

Nevermind ( Breaking Bad ) Art Print by Green’n’Black

gayboyfriencl:

Texting the bae likeimage

(via orgasmic-humor)

fajitastic:

'do it for the vine'

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(via orgasmic-humor)

bellaisbadatmath:

fleurlungs:

“Life’s too short to drink crappy coffee and cry over boys who don’t care.”

— Matty Healy (The 1975)

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pantryraids:

why do dads sneeze so loud

(via legit-humour)

emmugh:

I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes

(via legit-humour)

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moonemojii:

when you’re waiting for ur mom in the car and people just stare at you
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a-different-kind-of-royalty:

"What do you plan to do with your future?"

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unruhen:

me comforting others

(via orgasmic-humor)

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