i want to sleep for 2 years and wake up with a degree, an apartment and money in the bank.
ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children
the only nude i wanna see from u is ur nude teeth shining through your lips as you smile a great, big smile from a beautiful day filled with happiness <3
yea well i wanna see a tity
I know drugs are bad and that they ruin families but so does monopoly and that’s still legal
real life high school advice:
- dont slack
- be friends with everyone
- kiss ass like there is no tomorrow
Mom: aren't you going to put them away too?
Me: you have to upgrade from the trial version to the full version.
guys… it’s a palm tree.