texting someone new is always weird.
like how do they feel about all lowercase letters? do they think it looks dumb? do i have to use super proper grammar and punctuation? will they know im being sarcastic when i start abbreviating words? are they a haha or lol person? are they a strict no acronyms kind of person? how do they feel about pet names? what’s their stance on emojis?
is it too much to ask to get 100 dollars from every rich person in the world
me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance
“Life’s too short to drink crappy coffee and cry over boys who don’t care.”
— Matty Healy (The 1975)
when you’re waiting for ur mom in the car and people just stare at you