and shit...

waitinforthebus:

what a great nap, i feel totally disoriented and i’m frothing with hate 

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

boobjesus:

i wanna intimidate you

(Source: kimyas, via legit-humour)

the-chaotic-nether:

I love this company already.

the-chaotic-nether:

I love this company already.

(via legit-humour)

saddestblogger:

when two of ur friends are closer to each other than they are to u

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(via legit-humour)

snoia:

i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich

(via legit-humour)

disagreed:

do actors ever cringe at their own voice on tv

(via heyfunniest)

me nd my cougar gf me: babe i love your necklace
gf: thats me Life Alert®

(Source: pretty-little-fools, via terrorstrial)

(via terrorstrial)

(Source: bricesander, via terrorstrial)

golgibodies:

texting someone new is always weird.

like how do they feel about all lowercase letters? do they think it looks dumb? do i have to use super proper grammar and punctuation? will they know im being sarcastic when i start abbreviating words? are they a haha or lol person? are they a strict no acronyms kind of person? how do they feel about pet names? what’s their stance on emojis? 

it’s terrifying 

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

(Source: hentai1080p, via fuckyeahloldemort)

fedswatching:

harmoniaz:

fledge:

dogs arent that great

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(via orgasmic-humor)

svvords:

is it too much to ask to get 100 dollars from every rich person in the world

(Source: wasiangod, via charmandaa)

15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance
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