and shit...

hungarian:

what do u mean i don’t have a social life I just went grocery shopping with my mom

(via lubeman)

rrrrosa:

those songs that start in one earbud and flow into the next

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(via robot)

parents: okay we will be home at 11 o'clock!
clock: 11:01
me: they're dead i'm alone i need to start my orphan life now
earlysunsetsintheimpala:

limedilatation:

Elton John in a bumper car.

On the way to save rock and roll

earlysunsetsintheimpala:

limedilatation:

Elton John in a bumper car.

On the way to save rock and roll

(via haha-l-m-a-o)

(Source: wreckingly, via haha-l-m-a-o)

dutchster:

when i see a clothing item i like and check the price tag

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(via fuckyeahloldemort)

averagefairy:

moms are so temperamental you say one thing like “have you seen my hoodie” and theyre like your HOODIE??? YOUR HOODIE???? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY THINGS I HAVE TO DO EVERY DAY AND YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO KEEP TRACK OF YOUR HOODIE? NOBODY HELPS ME IN THIS HOUSE I DO EVERYTHING BY MYSELF AND NOBODY ASKS HOW I AM YOUR FATHER IS AN ALCOHOLIC 

(via orgasmic-humor)

r0wdyruff:

help me, i am trapped

in a haiku factory

save me, before they

(Source: litlpup, via haha-l-m-a-o)

keznire:

yeah…I’m a classic rock fan…ever heard of the Beatles? doubt it…they’re prob too old for you….pop music sucks…who is Katy Kerry? idk…ok…I’m gonna listen to guns n roses greatest hits on my iPod….woaaaaah……..sweet child o mine….classic song….uve never heard it….

(via nuggerpls)

Everyone: If you keep listening to your music so loudly you'll be deaf by the time you're 20
Me: What

(via thats-so-meme)

summertimesadgrlllllllllllllllll:

IGGY GOT A NICE BADONK

summertimesadgrlllllllllllllllll:

IGGY GOT A NICE BADONK

(Source: whodie, via freebitchbabby)

michaxl:

*walks into school* wtf there are so many people from my school here

(Source: michaxl, via haha-l-m-a-o)

thatfunnyblog:

Funny Stuff you like?

(Source: nollag)

im-a-walking-paradox:

the ULTIMATE comeback and im not playing

(Source: femburton, via lianastribbling)

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